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#word #coleworld
#zozobra #fiesta #tradition
I got them anger problems and he’s got the patience for the effort. (Source: vrawdopest)
words to live by (Source: superblynormal)
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In love with this shit. xoxo
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Henry:
So what, you just like trade your daughter to another country to stop world war two or something?
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Henry:
They'd better not take that pug from the girl from Spider-man. Oh my GOD they did. I hate France.
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Henry:
I want a feather pen.
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Sal:
They are really heavy and hard to write with. You have to dip them in ink. They leave blotches.
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Henry:
You don't think I know that stuff? I tried to make a feather pen.
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Henry:
Is he wearing a wig? Why is a big butt dress supposed to be fancy? Everyone likes big butts. They cannot lie. This is where the song probably came from.
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Henry:
Instead of kissing at the wedding they should do the chicken dance.
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Henry:
Are there explosions in this?
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Henry:
Is everyone going to watch them go to bed? Are they dying? Okay is everyone going to go in their room every night?
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Henry:
Uhhh (boob shot)
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Henry:
Did they want them to have a kid their first night together?! Um, they kinda have to know each other first. Jeez.
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Henry:
I can't wait to go to France and eat pastries.
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Me:
They're just like the ones at the patisserie.
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Henry:
No. They're better. Mom, it's Paris.
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Henry:
Do they have to make a baby here at some point? God, that would be annoying. This prince is a weirdo. He makes keys.
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Sal:
Why is the King with that girl? That's not the queen? Ew!
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Henry:
What about that pug?
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Henry:
They said the princess is fooling around, but the prince is never sleeping with her.
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Henry:
Don't walk behind that huge dress! Peacock! CA-CAWWW!!
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